Pickup Truck
DAVID: KING OF FANTASY FOOTBALL
All hail David.
Week 1: WINNER

David’s Team

Josh Allen
David knew the thunder lived in his arm. He smiled when the sky cracked.
Destiny disguised as foresight — a pick made in whispered blue lightning.
Josh Allen portrait
D’Andre Swift
He slips between shadows before they know they’re shadows.
David’s quiet grin said it all — patience turning into poetry.
D’Andre Swift portrait
Chuba Hubbard
Footsteps like distant drums, steady and inevitable.
David circled the name and the room felt smaller.
Chuba Hubbard portrait
Ja’Marr Chase
Routes like knives; every cut a promise kept.
“He finds me,” David whispered, and the ball obeyed.
Ja’Marr Chase portrait
Ladd McConkey
Quiet routes, loud separation — the kind only the patient hear first.
David said he’d bloom under neon, and the lights leaned closer.
Ladd McConkey portrait
T.J. Hockenson
Hands like vault doors — once shut, nothing escapes.
David wrote “safety blanket,” then slept perfectly.
T. J. Hockenson portrait
Deebo Samuel
Positionless storm; tackles are only suggestions he politely ignores.
David laughed: “Why label lightning?” The clouds agreed.
Deebo Samuel portrait
Steelers D/ST
Steel wakes and bites when others dream.
David heard the engines in the dark and drafted accordingly.
Pittsburgh Steelers logo


  • Opponents reconsider life choices.
  • Long live the King.
✨ ALL HAIL ✨ ALL HAIL ✨

Biography

Origin: Indiana • Ice‑born competitor • Fantasy prodigy at 3 • Undefeated • Truck royalty • Family king of the land of field deer
Birthplace Indiana — where David first learned that greatness likes flat horizons.
Hockey Roots Blades and cold air. David played hockey until the ice learned his name.
Fantasy Origin Story Started playing fantasy football at the age of 3. The draft board looked tall; destiny looked taller.
Record Has never lost a matchup. Perfection isn’t a streak — it’s a habit.
Chariot Drives a sweet truck. Chrome so shiny it reflects tomorrow’s victories.
Kingdom Now lives with his wife and daughter in the land of field deer — where the grass bows and the sunsets applaud.

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